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A long-time mailman walks up to a house (on his route) and knocks on the door. The woman opens the door, and they have a short conversation. As he's asking her to sign for a registered letter, he notices that, hanging from the living room ceiling (behind her) is a white sheet with a small hole cut out of it.
He says, "Mrs. Smith, why is that sheet hanging from the ceiling? ....and why is there a hole in it"?
A little embarrassed, she says to him "Well, Walter....You've been my mailman for a long time, and I think that I know you well enough, so I guess I can tell you". She explained "This past weekend, my husband and I invited some of the neighborhood couples over for a party. We all got pretty drunk....and one thing led to another.....and before you knew it, we started playing this game".
The mailman inquired "A game? What kind of a game"?
She was still a little embarrassed, but she continued.
She said "Well.....all the husbands stood on one side of the sheet, and (one at a time) they'd stick their peckers through the hole. While they did this, the wives stood on the other side of the sheet, and we had to guess who's pecker it was".
"Wow" said the mailman. "Sounds like a helluva party. I wish I could've been there"!
With this, the woman replied " Well, you probably should've been. Your name came up 3 times" !!!!!
_________________ You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!! 
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