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I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends or public holidays off
I work in a damp environment
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.




Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65
You are unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
completed the assigned task.
And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering
and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
The management.