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Author:  Dave [ Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Attitudes

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100% ?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100% ?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings, where someone wants you to give over 100% . How about achieving 103% ? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that..

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.... it's the Bullshit and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

A friend sent this to me today.

Have a Great Day,

Dave

Author:  Mucho Gusto [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:30 am ]
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Does Pi-R-Squared figure into this equation ?!!!?!?!?!!?

Author:  Raw [ Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:38 am ]
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Pi-R- round, Cornbread-R-Square.

Author:  JazzboCR [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attitudes

kinda says it all, yes?

Author:  JazzboCR [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attitudes

kinda says it all, yes?

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