For those of you unfortunate enough to waste your money and time attending this ridiculous party on December 10th, I decided to put together a thread of gift ideas for the people that are unsure of what Handy might be able to use in his new life as a faithful loving husband:
The Joy of Sex - 1972 Paperback Edition
Farting Toiletpaper Cover - Pull the paper and it automatically let's one rip.
Tampons - Playtex One Year Supply (Perfumed)
Douche - 4 pack Massengill Extra Mild Vinegar
Etch A Sketch Doodle Pad - When stuck at home with the K*ds and BORED.
Pecker Pen
Rug Burn Prevention Kit
Condoms - For the Small Pecker 3/4 inch and diameter 2cm.
Pecker Pacifier - For when he cries on the CRT Board
T-Shirt - Labeled "Prostitutes Suck"
Unbrella Hat - For the crappy SJ weather
Inflatable "John" Doll - For when the wife is upset at you.
Maturbation Kit - Approved by the AMA (American Masturbation Association). Complete with Latex Glove, Condom, and Wet Wipe.
License Plate - "Wanna Rim Job"
pu*sy Snorkel
Please feel free to add to this list of wonderful ideas. If you are looking for clothing please refer to a picture of Handy in the Funny Photo Section #3259 for his size.
