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Author:  El Ciego [ Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:17 pm ]
Post subject:  New Orleans NFL Saints story
The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He scouted all the colleges and
even the Canadian and European Leagues, but couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory. One night, watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene
in Afghanistan. In the background he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade strait into a window from
80 yards away. Then he threw another from 50 yards down a chimney, and hit a passing car going 80 miles per hour.

I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the great game
of football ... and sure enough the Saints go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son!"

"Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just won the greatest sporting event in the world!"

"No! let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers
were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The old lady pauses then tearfully says, " I will never forgive you for making us move to New Orleans."
Author:  PacoLoco [ Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:31 pm ]
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Doh!
Good story until you get to the part where the Saints win the superbowl, that could never happen. :lol:
PS. FYI
Hey, New Orleans is now one of the safest cities in the country!
"By some estimates, hardcore criminals in New Orleans numbered in the tens of thousands, and they're now living in other cities — Baton Rouge, Dallas, Atlanta, and Houston." Along with the missing 287 registered sex offenders- who knows where they are now... :roll: "New Orleans is probably at this point, one of the safest communities in the United States."
Author:  El Ciego [ Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:41 pm ]
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PacoLoco wrote:
PS. FYI
Hey, New Orleans is now one of the safest cities in the country!
"By some estimates, hardcore criminals in New Orleans numbered in the tens of thousands, and they're now living in other cities — Baton Rouge, Dallas, Atlanta, and Houston." Along with the missing 287 registered sex offenders- who knows where they are now... :roll: ."



Funny...didn't CRT gain 287 new V.I.P. members last month? :lol: :lol: :wink:

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