We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them?
This should clear up the mystery ....
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife
on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
_________________ Y.N.W.A.
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