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Author:  PacoLoco [ Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:40 pm ]
Post subject:  No sex tonight?
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.
And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT????!!!"

So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"


Apparently I'm not having sex again tonight.
Author:  Cyberchunk [ Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:45 pm ]
Post subject:  OMG
OMG Paco....that IS very loco!!! what a move!!!
Author:  PacoLoco [ Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Freudian slip
I ran into a guy at the bar with a black eye like mine. "How did you get your black eye?" I asked. "Well, it was a Freudian slip. You see, I was walking through the park when I saw a rather large breasted woman with two beautiful Ch*ldren. I walked by to compliment her K*ds, but when I tried to say, 'You have some lovely K*ds,' I accidentally said,'You have some lovely tits.' So she hit me. How did you get yours?"
I replied, "Well, I also had a Freudian slip. I was sitting down to breakfast with my wife of twenty years, and I meant to say, " Honey would you please pass the milk?' but instead it came out, "Thanks for ruining my life you phucking bitch."
Author:  Californicationdude [ Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:30 am ]
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hahahaha....now that one I like!....hahahaha
Author:  Grey Ghost [ Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:18 pm ]
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Have you guys got Alzheimer’s? :roll:

Here is a link to this exact joke. Sorry Paco! Your name is even on ace's byline!

Only about 40 days ago!

https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/vi ... php?t=8313

:P :lol: :P :lol:
Author:  Latinoheat69 [ Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:54 pm ]
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Paco your jokes suck...Good Job GG!!! Try to find one that isn't already posted next time. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Jimmydr [ Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:42 pm ]
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Both are great.
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