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I am bored today so this post is not one of my normal posts. I normally just watch and enjoy the fun of the site. All of it, the good, the bad and the ugly.

Report on 18 year old on the prowl in Costa Rica:

Canadian (repeatedly will inform you that he is 18)

Speaks no Spanish, however will charm the ladies in French
Please feed him because he is unable to feed himself!!

Has college credentials in high school for plumbing, GIS?, and Oil Rig Certificate

Knows of no overweight people in Europe

Fast reflexes {Can remove guns from criminals before they shoot)
Still needs help indentifying where he can and cannot walk in CR

Will testify that a "gun is nothing"

Has proven record of four years of picking Super Bowl Winner.

Willing to send any degenerate a picuture of his girlfriend.

Out of high school for two years at 18 years old. Did get $80,000 scholorship for his time in high school.

Worked oil rig for eight months at $500 a day.

Genius at stocks. Bought at .20 and sold when it passed $5 By the way, what stock was it?

Genius at sports betting making $4-500 per week.

Only wears $600 watches and must change every 2-3 days.

Has visited the world extensively, New York, Europe, Cuba, Dominican Republic and Mexico. Did I get them all?

Please feel free to add other items to his credentials as they are posted. Remember, he is only 18 and has much more to do in life??

Have a Great Day,

Dave

P.S. Youth is wasted on the Young
George Bernard Shaw had it right with the above statement

Missed a few. Actually I dont have full credidentials in plumbing, I was just registered as an apprentice which anyone can do who has some knowledge in the industry.

GIS I took in high school, as well as some college level courses entitling me to work in the industry, which I did some in the oil industry. Nothing to major but its better then nothing.

Oil Rig certification takes 3 weeks, and unless you lived in a very sheltered life you could likely complete it, although I had to stop working because of a pulled back.

I graduated high school after my grade 11 year, recieved offers of a full $80,000 scholership to RMC, $12,000 a year to McGill, and $7,000 a year to Acadia.


Ive been to most parts of Eastern U.S and some Western, some parts of Europe, Cuba 3-4 times, Dominican Republic 4-5 times, Barbados, Mexico, Jamaica, and Puerto Rica for a day which doesnt count. Probably some more I dont remember.

Ive only spoke French once in CR, as it somewhat resembles Spanish.


The stock was UTS energy corp. Its on the TSX as : UTS or UTS.WT

Whats the big deal about wearing 600$ watch? If you think thats alot, their are definitly much much more expensive. Do you go bitch because some people buy BMW's and Porsche's etc. when someone can go buy a Mazda for 90% less?

To save you the effort.

http://www.tsx.com/HttpController?GetPa ... anguage=en


Should work.

Not bitching, just having fun. You are fun to play with as the girls obviously will attest to. I wanted a central place for you to brag so we can fully believe everything that you say. Thanks for clearing it all up.

Would you please give me a CR phone number now so that I can call you and get your sports picks for this weekend? I need to make some money.

Have a Great Day,

Dave

Thanks for the stock info. It means that I have to correct the title to 16 year old phenom as you must have bought the stock at that age as it seems to indicate that it hasn't been at .20 since May 03. Am I missing something?

"recieved offers of a full $80,000 scholership to RMC, $12,000 a year to McGill, and $7,000 a year to Acadia."

What a true "scholar".

Great post dave....right on the money$$$$$$$$$$$$

Only wears $600 watches and must change every 2-3 days

WTF it's a watch or does his wrist know it is time to put a different one on! Ok, change the Mighty Dog to the Superman watch!

Everyone was kung foo fighting! Ok Glasshoppa, snatch the glun before I shoot you! ayeee, yoo been placticing!

Does this guy have anyhthing to look forward to? Shiiiite...he has already done all, knows all!

A phenom he must be.....I think he probably knows Tiger Woods.....probably taught him how to putt!

AAAAAhhhhhhh young whipersnappers......gotta love them......but do you hear that???? chooo choooo chuga chuga chuga choo choooo.....look out

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GG
"Last time I said no......I misunderstood the question!"

Go for it, call the Presidente; room 702.


Or better yet just ask for the 18 year old phenom.

Hey I wear the same watch as Tiger

Haha you caught me on that one. Sorry.

Okay, I called and it was fun talking to you. You were unable to advise me of your sports pick. Please PM when you get them as I need to get the bets in quickly.

I still can't find where the stock was down to .20 back in November. Please give me an updated link.

Your comments of the massage parlors being horrible was somewhat funny. Have you tried Zona Blue??

Sorry that you don't seem to be able to understand that you are not being joke with as much as you are making a joke of yourself.

But, to all, he is a real person who just happens to think that he is great and isn't afraid to tell everyone and I do mean everyone.

Have a Great Day,

Dave

These posts are becoming really stupid and not relevant to CRT. I wanna hear stories about chicas, not dudes. Especially young canadian bucks who think they got the whole world figured out. Sorry JMC.... you're posts are getting ridiculous and you're losing all credibility.

Chi_trekker,

I disagree. Your right it isnt relavent but, it is a fun interesting series of posts. Our young friend is having a great time and yet his age shows.

He is showing me that I am glad I did not know about the CR at 18. By waiting until my 40's it is obvious I appreciate it more