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Engaged Man

An Engaged Man ..........

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to
get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me ... it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to go over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told
me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I
was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said , "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside,
all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed
our little test..... we couldn't ask for better man for our
daughter. Welcome to our family!!!"

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

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I keep vitamin V in the car also...great story dude....hahahaha

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