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She MUST BE A LATINA!
I'll swallow it all... I love the taste.
Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
I'm bored. Let's shave my pu*sy!
Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
That was a great fart! Do another one!
I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
You're so sexy when you're hungover.
I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
Let's subscribe to Hustler.
Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out womens' asses.
I'll be out painting the house.
I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
Honey... our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
Your mother is way better than mine.
Do me a favor, forget the supid Valentine's day thing and buy new clubs.
I understand fully... our anniversary comes every year, you go somewhere with the guys, it's a wonderfuls stress reliever.
Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a box of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
Oh come on, not the darn mall again, let's go to that new strip joint!
Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you.
God... if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
_________________ The Boss of All Bosses!!! Hey I'm a drunk alcoholics go to meetings!
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