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Author:  PacoLoco [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:46 pm ]
Post subject:  CRT crew to buy local strip club
Still in the works but here's the latest business plan for Casa de Gatitas:

Ruffnutz & GetRhythym- Senior partners and mortgagees
Prolijo- Stateside accountant
Latinoheat- Accountant intern and Parking lot attendant
Lee- Economic advisor
Hand-Solo- Downstairs manager- duties include pole polisher, dirty laundry, wardrobe and dance instructor for the "boys" bar downstairs.
VB and Pacoloco- Chica talent managers/interviews :twisted:
Witling- Colombiana talent advisor
Cyberchunk- Dominicana talent advisor
Florida- Bartender, only mixes dobles
Showerhead & Nucknfuts- Ladies wardrobe
DonGordo- Props and visuals
Sparky- Condom & lube stockboy
Tman- Advertising and PR
Zigmonger- Ad photographer
Hung-Lo- Webmaster
Superman- Head bouncer
Bulldog- Cedula checker
Scubabum- Day care, head baby sitter for the dancers niños
Circus- bathroom attendant
Papichullo- Requested maternity leave before he could start
Bear-Ass- Ass checker
Zippy- Quality control


With this lineup how can we fail?
Only suggestion I have at this point is to make Circus work on tips to reduce our payroll. :D

Openings still available, please request position and post resume in this thread.
Author:  Hand-Solo [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:05 pm ]
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I think Paco should intereview the "Pat" gals/guys ... he seems to like the manly lesbos

VB can just phuck them and determine what they should charge
Author:  Latinoheat69 [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:52 pm ]
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Hand-Solo wrote:
I think Paco should intereview the "Pat" gals/guys ... he seems to like the manly lesbos

VB can just phuck them and determine what they should charge


WTF. :? Handy make sense or shut the phuck up. :x Paco, you will be responsible for cleaning up the jizz in the private booths and changing the sheets in the private rooms. :twisted:
Author:  PacoLoco [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:04 pm ]
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"Pat" Gals :?: LH is right Handy-
Quote:
make sense or shut the phuck up.
:lol:
Damn LH I should have put you on linen detail- we can get you one of those cool CSI black lights so you don't miss any.:idea:
Author:  Cyberchunk [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:32 pm ]
Post subject:  I want in!!!
Since Witling is the talent advisor for colombianas, can I be the advisor for Dominicanas? Have like 7 years of experience and like 25 trips to dominicana under my belt. I respectfully request an interview.....

Pura Vida!!!
Author:  PacoLoco [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:51 pm ]
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Congratulations you're hired. :)

And Circus you're job is in the men's restroom stay out of the chicas restroom. :evil:
Author:  TicaFan [ Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:13 pm ]
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Ok but no sleeping with the help. :lol:
Author:  Hand-Solo [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:06 am ]
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Obviously in the remote and backwards areas you (Paco and LH) live you are pump-kin ing rather than seeing TV.

"PAT" was a SNL (Saturday Night Live if you are still slow!!) character that looked like a gal and guy. I'd say a few at least of Paco's gals could pass as a guy.

LH .. you have a very bad case of semenal buildup and why youve been so darn cranky lately. Maybe your period.

:)
Author:  PacoLoco [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:54 am ]
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Wasn't that from like the '70's Handy? And what the hell is pump-kin ing, quit your babbling or you're fired before you start, :evil: we can hire your housekeeper to do your job.
Besides aren't you supposed to be going to MDE today to see the wife & K*ds and meet the parents? Maybe Showerhead can hook up with her Mom. :P
Author:  Latinoheat69 [ Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:02 am ]
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Maybe Showerhead can hook up with her Mom.


From the last pictures I reviewed, you mean her Dad. :lol:

Handy did you suffer a stroke or do you have dyslexia because you make absolutely no sense at all? Please read your shit before you hit the "submit". :roll:

I vote for "FIRE" Handy. :lol:
Author:  Bear-Ass [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:53 am ]
Post subject:  strip club
applying for the position of ass checker..Would like to evaluate all the ladies ass that comes through the door..If not then asst to Superman and help kick ass..or kiss ass if necessary...regards Bear-ass..will be at the SL in feb would like to interview at that time..
Author:  Zippy [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:08 am ]
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Can I be the invisible man that haunts the place & makes sure the chicas are doing there job right? :D
Author:  Hand-Solo [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:32 pm ]
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Why hire LH ... he wil run everyone out of town. He never comes here anyways.
Author:  Superman [ Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:16 am ]
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Not bad not bad, but i'd like to be TIGHT ASS GRABBING PANTS INSPECTOR... any woman that doesn't have these on or some tight ass dress or something see through, is gonna be turned away :twisted:
Author:  Goat5679 [ Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Getting it
Zippy wrote:
Can I be the invisible man that haunts the place & makes sure the chicas are doing there job right?


All of that and I still dont get it.
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