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| Author: | Koppite [ Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | M-Men take note ---Substitute novia for wife if you choose. |
Even Handy should read this-maybe its not too late. My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. - My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - After a quarrel, my wife said "I was a fool when I married you." I replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." - I haven't spoken to my wife in 6 months - I don't like to Interrupt her. - My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends. - My credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than my wife did. - Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." - Young Son! : Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. - Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late. - A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire." she replied. - Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. - It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. - Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. - Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. - A man finds a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,"Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead." - Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. - The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive |
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| Author: | Florida [ Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | WORD TO YOUR KITTEN |
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| Author: | Mucho Gusto [ Sun Oct 30, 2005 11:27 am ] |
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Koppite, Now THAT was true POETRY !! Great post. Mikey B. |
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| Author: | SparkChaser69 [ Sun Oct 30, 2005 1:07 pm ] |
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Truer words have never been spoken!!!
Sparky |
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