Pickup lines that failed, from Modern Drunkard magazine:
“Does your trailer park or housing project allow overnight guests?â€
“Wanna see where Charlie shot off my foreskin?â€
“I wrote a story about you last night. Would you mind reading it while I stare intensely at you?â€
(Female's)“Has the mace worn off yet? Cuz I need a ride home.â€
“That’s Tom’s stool, but you can sit there ‘til he gets here.â€
“I’d give you my card, but I can’t find my wallet.â€
“This reminds me of the time I went home with that hot model! Talk about deja vu!â€
“Dang, girl! It my duty to get up on dat big booty!â€
“In my country the making of love and the buying of drinks for strangers are considered great arts.â€
