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Pickup lines that failed, from Modern Drunkard magazine:


“Does your trailer park or housing project allow overnight guests?”

“Wanna see where Charlie shot off my foreskin?”

“I wrote a story about you last night. Would you mind reading it while I stare intensely at you?”

(Female's)“Has the mace worn off yet? Cuz I need a ride home.”

“That’s Tom’s stool, but you can sit there ‘til he gets here.”

“I’d give you my card, but I can’t find my wallet.”

“This reminds me of the time I went home with that hot model! Talk about deja vu!”

“Dang, girl! It my duty to get up on dat big booty!”

“In my country the making of love and the buying of drinks for strangers are considered great arts.”

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PacoLoco: "You pay for it one way or another."
Ace: "Rent everything, do not buy in Costa Rica"