And I think if he "spent the day eating nothing but pineapple" he's HAVE the shitz...
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| Author: | El Ciego [ Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:02 pm ] |
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A straight man can learn a lot from his gay male friends. No really, stop laughing. I'm serious. One can learn a lot about fashion, for instance. Also, since gay men are the closest thing to female (other than females), they have a sort of empathy for women, and can often make sense of otherwise inexplicable feminine behavior. Sometimes however, they come up with hard facts that can benefit us straight guys. A gay friend, we'll call him "Juicy Brucey" told me the following tips on making one's semen much more palatable. He offered to do a taste test, but I politely declined. First of all, cigarette and cigar smoke give a bad taste to jism. No surprise there. Garlic, cillantro and green onions can also adversely affect the flavor of the leche. Too much red meat in one's diet will give a heavy, funky flavor to the man-juice, but fish and poultry actually lend a sweeter flavor. Certain fruits, particularly papaya can make one's spooge taste/smell like a dirty baby diaper. However, there are foods which can positively affect the flavor of ejaculate. Surprise your favorita by spending a day eating nothing but pineapple, and you'll see the smile on her face as she gulps down your masculine pina colada! Also, moro (blackberry) and crema (vanilla) will lend a delicious sweet tang to your salsa blanca. Try this for yourself the next time you enjoy breakfast in costa Rica. Heavy on the pineapple, please! Oh, by the way... Salsa Lizano will make your man-goo taste like shit. And Juicy Brucey should know...he's tasted plenty. |
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| Author: | Hotluck [ Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:37 am ] |
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EC, you're the shitz. I mean that in a twisted way. Hope to meet ya. Hotluck |
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| Author: | PacoLoco [ Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:45 am ] |
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And I think if he "spent the day eating nothing but pineapple" he's HAVE the shitz...
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| Author: | Pan T Dropper [ Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:52 pm ] |
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Okay, if you deviant brothers are serious about this, El Ciego's gay buddy is correct. However, there is a much simpler way to make the girls swoon for your juice. Go to wwww.semenx.com I hate to give out all my secrets, but I've seen what some of you funky guys put into your buddies in CR. Poor girls. I figure if more of you utilize this product or El Ciegos’ tips then more girls in CR will welcome and crave the CIM and in the long run we will all benefit. Maybe Admin. can look into a CRT discount! |
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| Author: | FHoyt [ Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:35 pm ] |
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El Ciego, leave it to you to c*m up with such a subject and be so caring about the tica's feelings. Do us a favor and tell us what effect alcohol has on flavor because that's usually what I've had the most of and after a few drinks I'm really not interested if my J*sm tastes good or not, but enquiring minds want to know. |
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| Author: | El Ciego [ Thu May 14, 2009 4:58 pm ] |
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As Jazzbo hasn't yet fished this one out of the CRT dumpster, thought I'd give it a bump. |
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| Author: | Mendobrew [ Thu May 14, 2009 6:48 pm ] |
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El C, I do remember this post, a true classic …
A small warning needs to go with it: fresh squeezed pineapple juice (non-pasteurized) is equivalent to nuclear strength Ex-lax.  
Mendo |
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| Author: | Tstef527 [ Fri May 15, 2009 7:01 am ] |
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Mendobrew wrote: El C,
I do remember this post, a true classic …A small warning needs to go with it: fresh squeezed pineapple juice (non-pasteurized) is equivalent to nuclear strength Ex-lax. Mendo Mendo...you didn't learn that lesson on a flight to SEA did you 
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| Author: | Mendobrew [ Fri May 15, 2009 12:39 pm ] |
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Tstef wrote: Quote: Mendo...you didn't learn that lesson on a flight to SEA did you
Not on a flight (thank god), but one VERY interesting evening  in Pattaya… never again 
Mendo |
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| Author: | El Ciego [ Fri May 15, 2009 1:51 pm ] |
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Speaking of Mendo and his love of wine... A good red or white, not too much tannic acid and a bit of sweetness is also reported to improve the flavor of one's ejaculate.  So Mendo, skip the jugo de pina and go for a nice Siraz (spelling?)  Or maybe a sweeter beaujolais? Dee-lish. And, it's Juicy Brucie approved.
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| Author: | Klockman [ Fri May 15, 2009 1:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make your Semen Tastier Than Ever! |
El Ciego wrote: spending a day eating nothing but pineapple, and you'll see the smile on her face as she gulps down your masculine pina colada!
/this
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| Author: | Mendobrew [ Fri May 15, 2009 4:09 pm ] |
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El C wrote: Quote: Speaking of Mendo and his love of wine... A good red or white, not too much tannic acid and a bit of sweetness is also reported to improve the flavor of one's ejaculate. So Mendo, skip the jugo de pina and go for a nice Siraz (spelling?) Or maybe a sweeter beaujolais? Dee-lish. And, it's Juicy Brucie approved.
Or for the best of both… try Tedeschi Vineyards, Maui splash or Maui Blanc. Both made with Pineapple juices… actually pretty good wines.
http://www.mauiwine.com/whites.html Mendo |
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| Author: | Mucho Gusto [ Fri May 15, 2009 4:10 pm ] |
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Mendobrew wrote: Or for the best of both… try Tedeschi Vineyards, Maui splash or Maui Blanc. Both made with Pineapple juices… actually pretty good wines.
http://www.mauiwine.com/whites.html Mendo, Do the "Blue Thunder" drinks help with the taste of your spunk ?!?!?! Or the Tiger beer ?!?!!
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| Author: | Mendobrew [ Fri May 15, 2009 4:18 pm ] |
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MG wrote: Quote: Do the "Blue Thunder" drinks help with the taste of your spunk ?!?!?! Or the Tiger beer ?!?!!
Ding, ding … now I know why Sam sets his bar up right near Lolita’s… this could also be why there is always a fresh fruit cart some place between Lolita’s and Hell Club on Soi LK Metro…
MG you'll understand this in about a month...
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| Author: | SnapperTrapper [ Fri May 15, 2009 6:28 pm ] |
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I like to mix it up a little to surprise my significant other at the time and will down some asparagus every now and then just to watch her squint and pucker up. lol 
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