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PostPosted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 1:21 pm 
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Lawyers?

A slightly tipsy guy in a crowded bar stood up and shouted: "Lawyers
are assholes!"

A rather large guy at the other end of the bar starts getting up and
shouted back: "I resent that !"

The first guy loudly asked: "Are you a lawyer ?"

The second guy responded: "No, I'm an asshole!"

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 Post subject: Re: Lawyers
PostPosted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:37 pm 
Nucknfuts wrote:
Lawyers?

A slightly tipsy guy in a crowded bar stood up and shouted: "Lawyers
are assholes!"

A rather large guy at the other end of the bar starts getting up and
shouted back: "I resent that !"

The first guy loudly asked: "Are you a lawyer ?"

The second guy responded: "No, I'm an asshole!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: gotta love this joke :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Lawyers
PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:04 pm 
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This is very useful, each interesting. Everyone can share their ideas. In my opinion I think that lawyers can point a specialized, such as bankruptcy, probate, international, elderly, or the field of environmental law, the number.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:40 pm 
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Jonyfords09 wrote:
This is very useful, each interesting. Everyone can share their ideas. In my opinion I think that lawyers can point a specialized, such as bankruptcy, probate, international, elderly, or the field of environmental law, the number.


Tell us again what your native language is? Oh, and BTW, ads disguised as taglines are a no-no even for paid Members--surely there's a better, more legal way to pimp your services? I'd find it pronto.

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 Post subject: Re: Lawyers
PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:53 pm 
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Speaking of assholes this thread is full of them and could use an enema :!: :lol: :P

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Lawyers
PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:33 pm 
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Jonyfords09 wrote:
This is very useful, each interesting. Everyone can share their ideas. In my opinion I think that lawyers can point a specialized, such as bankruptcy, probate, international, elderly, or the field of environmental law, the number.


Also, lawyers are good tennis players.


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