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| Author: | Orange [ Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Funny Sex Quotes |
I was browsing the net and I came across some funny (and applicable) quotes... "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -Brendan Francis "I am always looking for meaningful one night stands." -Dudley Moore "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." -Steve Martin "Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one." -Woody Allen "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them." -Steve Martin "You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither." -Steve Martin "I know nothing about sex because I was always married." -Zsa Zsa Gabor "If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all." -Rodney Dangerfield "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." -Annie Hall "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -Sharon Stone "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." -Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -Robin Williams "What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." -Ken Hammond YOU GUYS ARE WELCOME TO USE ANY OF THESE IN YOUR SIGNATURE/PROFILE. -Orange |
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