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I was browsing the net and I came across some funny (and applicable) quotes...

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
-Brendan Francis

"I am always looking for meaningful one night stands."
-Dudley Moore

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
-Steve Martin

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."
-Woody Allen

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
-Steve Martin

"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."
-Steve Martin

"I know nothing about sex because I was always married."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
-Rodney Dangerfield

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
-Annie Hall

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
-Sharon Stone

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
-Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
-Robin Williams

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
-Ken Hammond


YOU GUYS ARE WELCOME TO USE ANY OF THESE IN YOUR SIGNATURE/PROFILE.

-Orange