Hey Nuck here is a similar one:
"I've finally found the perfect mate,
I cannot ask for more
she's deaf and dumb and blind
and owns a liquor store!"
Pax,
Sluthog
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| Author: | Nucknfuts [ Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:08 pm ] |
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FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store & a bass boat and is a great cook. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit! Amen |
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| Author: | Sluthog [ Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:22 pm ] |
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Hey Nuck here is a similar one: "I've finally found the perfect mate, I cannot ask for more she's deaf and dumb and blind and owns a liquor store!"
Pax, Sluthog |
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| Author: | FHoyt [ Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:37 pm ] |
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The talent on this forum is overwhelming! |
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