Adam shouldn't have been so cheap...
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very
lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said
that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a 'woman'.
He said,
"This pretty lady will gather food for you,
she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing,
she will wash them for you.
She will always agree with
every decision you make
and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first
to admit she was wrong
when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your Ch*ldren.
and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER
have a headache
and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
Of course, the rest is history......................
Pax,
Sluthog