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Found this on another website. Thought it was hilarious.

The 5 types of Sex……

The first is Smurf Sex.
This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have K*ds, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Phuck you!"

The fifth kind is Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and your wife fucks you in front of everyone in court.

dapanz1

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Paradise= Sitting outside the Bodega in Panama City about 1 am. Drinking cool Balboas with cool friends and blazin' hot Colombianas. I want to be there..RIGHT NOW!

Then there is the sixth sex,

The kind when you go to Costa Rica and have the kind of Hot, kinky, porno style Latina Sex that you alway's dreamed about.

The Nuck

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