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Sometime in the future Jesse Jackson dies and goes straight to hell where he is met by the devil. The devil says to Jesse, " Im in kind of a dilema here, Jesse. I dont have any room for, but you're my list. You definately have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.".... I've got some folks here who were'nt as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you will have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves. Jesse thought that sounded ok so he followed the devil to the door of the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in and coming up empty handed. Over and over and over... he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Jesse said. "I dont think so. Im not a good swimmer and I dont think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the second room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer time after time after time. "No", Jesse said, I've got this shoulder problem and I would be in constant agony if I had to swing that hammer and break rocks all day long..... The devil opened the third door and Jesse smiled. In it was bill Clinton,lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head and his legs restained in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Jesse looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said," Oh yeah, I can handle this for eternity." The devil smiled and said " OK Monica, you're free to go."