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 Post subject: Male sensitivity...
PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:05 pm 
Ticas ask me for advice!

Joined: Sun Jul 11, 2004 11:48 pm
Posts: 357
Location: chicago area
I know that my brothers here will agree with all of the following:

> Male Sensitivity Test:
> 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
> A. Lovemaking.
> B. Screwing.
> C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
>
> 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
> you've both shared:
> A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
> B. Your blood-test results.
> C. Five tequila slammers.
>
> 3. You time your orgasm so that:
> A. Your partner climaxes first.
> B. You both climax simultaneously.
> C. You don't miss an NBA Playoff Game.
>
> 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
> A. Healthy, creative love-play.
> B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
> C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out
> about.
>
> 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
is:
> A. The best part of the experience.
> B. The second best part of the experience.
> C. $100 extra.
>
> 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last
> month. You tell her that it is:
> A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
> B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
> C. A conservative estimate.
>
> 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
> A. A myth.
> B. An oxymoron.
> C. A moron.
>
> 8. Foreplay is to sex as:
> A. An appetizer is to entree.
> B. Primer is to paint.
> C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
>
> 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
> at the end of a relationship?
> A. "I hope we can still be friends."
> B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
> C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."
>
> 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
> A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that
> sort of intimacy.
> B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
> C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
>
> Evaluating Results:
> If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to
> make sure you really ARE a man.
>
> If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy.
> You're a little confused.
>
> If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"
>
>
> :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


Pax,
Sluthog


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:23 pm 
Not a Newbie I just don't post much!

Joined: Thu Jun 16, 2005 7:58 pm
Posts: 53
Location: Miami, FL
Priceless!

I hereby nominate Sluthog for "Post of the Year"!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Male sensitivity...
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 4:57 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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Location: NFM--Geezers, cowpokes and the working poor--yeeha!
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