An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it
might be time for marriage.
But before tying the knot,
they went out for dinner and had a heart to heart talk over about whether it would really workout.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, snoring, and so on.
Finally,
the gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical
relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say that I would
like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, pondering her response. Then
looking over his glasses, he casually asked, "Was that one word or two?"
_________________ Throughout the history of mankind there has never been one shred of evidence that supports that life is serious..........
Don't believe everything you think ............
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