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YO Pops:
This is absolutely the last damn time I'm taking you out for father's day. You wanted to go last night instead of today, sunday, so mom would not be there. Yea, and you just had to drag our butts to the "Doll's House" tittie bar over in that crime infested area.

I like naked women as much as anyone but the hags they have there are real sluts. And food? I don't call pickle pigs's feet and sausage with chips the type of ceremonial meal most would enjoy on this occasion. You are just pitiful and sooooo outdated. How awful, when you pulled out 6 rolls of quarters to start filling the dancer's boots. Hello.......most men put in bills 1's, 5's, 10's and 20's but not my cheap old man. No wonder the CRT guys don't spend time with you. They never invited you to the Park hotel show. You have no class.

And I can't believe while sitting at the bar how you start trying to impress that black bartender. I mean....taking the salt and pepper shakers and using them to show her how you would screw her....get real. How high school and racially insensitive.

Well, I finally left your old ass there and went hoome. I got a call from one of the girls today that they arrested you for indecent exposure and the cops dragged your ass down to the station around 2am. I'll make bail monday. Happy Father's Day.

Hope all the CRT fathers have a good day and spend time with their sons and daughters. A lot of Ch*ldren wish they had a father.