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Author: | Latinoheat69 [ Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:08 am ] |
Post subject: | She's a Keeper if you Hear a Woman Say: |
>I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't care if you ignore me. >I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, but I still want you right now! >Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wetspot. >Don't dirty your t-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse! >You're my daddy! You're my daddy! >I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. >Bar food again? Kick ass! >While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on the fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. >I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. >The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday. >This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gangbang. >You are so much smarter than my father. >I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more. >That girl is wearing the same outfit I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. >I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big you want 'em? >Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you won't have to mess with it anymore. >I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our babysitter Tracy. >It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. >That was fun. When will all your friends be over to watch pornos again? >I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one. What a great Valentine's Day gift! >Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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