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Author: | Grey Ghost [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Things your *next* wife will say: |
1.) I'll swallow it all....I love the taste 2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my pu*sy! 4.) Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a keg of beer, a few joints and have my friend REBECCA over for a threesome! 5.) God...If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna burst 6.) I know it's alot tighter back there but would you please try again? 7.) Your so sexy when you're hungover. 8.) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9.) Let's subscribe to Hustler 10.) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11.) Honey...our new neighbors daughter is sunbathing again, come see! 12.) That was a great fart! Do another one! 13.) I signed up for YOGA so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you! |
Author: | Sluthog [ Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:12 pm ] |
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Double G, This one reminds me of : "Why does the bride have a smile on her face as she is walking down the isle?" "Because she knows she has given her LAST blowjob!" ![]() BTW: Shouldn't the title be NEXT EX-WIFE!! ![]() Pax, Sluthog |
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