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Author:  Shamas [ Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Fortune Cookie wisdom

Subject: Fortune Cookie Wisdom


Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who walk through airport
turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right,
war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib,
but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should
change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man that cooks carrots and pees
in same pot, very unsanitary.

Author:  JazzboCR [ Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Fortune Cookie wisdom

more groaners.

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