A man walk's into a drug store with his 13 year old son,they are walking by the condom display,when the boy ask's,"What are those thing's on the display dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies,'Those are called condom's,son,men use them to have safe sex........................."Oh i see,"replied the boy pensively."Yes,i,ve heard of that in health class at school." He look's over the display and pick's up a package of 3 and ask's,"Why are there 3 in this package ............... The dad replies,"Those are for high school boy's. one for friday,one for saturday,and one for sunday"...........................Cool! say's the son.He notices a 6 pack and ask's"Then who are these for?"............."Those are for college boy's." the dad answer's,Two for friday,Two for saturday,and Two for sunday"..................."WOW!" exclaimed the boy."Then who uses these?"he ask's,picking up a 12 pack........................................with a sigh,the dad replied."Those are for married men..................................................one for january,one for february,one for march"...........
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