a preacher in the old wild west days was giving a sermon on infidelity and challenged the faithful to confess if they were willing. One old cowboy raised his hand nervously and stated "I don't know if I should tell this, preacher..."
"Tell it" the flock roared...so he confessed he had sex with a fancy painted bar girl many years ago after a cattle drive where he got extra pay and was celebrating in the saloon at the end of the drive in Kansas City. The preacher declared he and G*d forgave him, the crowd shouted they forgave him and his wife hugged him and said she did too, it was many years ago and they led a good life together. "See, don't you feel better now cowboy for telling it? said the preacher. The cowboy agreed it was a relief to get this off his mind after many years...
A lady in the flock nervously raised her hand and said "I don't know preacher if I should tell this one..." The flock and the preacher and her husband roared "tell it, tell it, tell it !!!" she confessed when she was much younger and a bank teller, a handsome young banker visited from the bank headquarters. she was amazed he took a bath every day and smelled pretty. On his last day in their small town before heading back east she had to bring him some bank loan papers to his hotel and she said at that time he took her and she was so ashamed.
The preacher stated he and G*d forgave her, the crowd roared they forgave her and with tears in his eyes the husband said he forgave her, that was many years ago and they raised a family and had a good life together. She was relieved and they hugged. "See !!!" The preacher said, "look at these loving couples now relieved, you should TELL these things !"
Another cowboy nervously raised his hand and said "Preacher, I don't know if I should tell this one..." The preacher and crowd roared "tell it, tell it, tell it !!!". "Well, he said, one night I was drunk n horny out on the trail and I was with my favorite horse, she looked so beautiful in the moonlight, that swishy tail, those big brown eyes, I just had to have her so I mounted her from behind and stuffed her hooves in my boots and gave it to her good !!!"
The crowd gasped in shock, several ladies including his wife fainted. "Cowboy" said the preacher..."You were right, you shouldn't oughta told THAT ONE"....
_________________ Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...
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