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I am a modern man. ( short tribute to George Carlin )
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Author:  Rico1040 [ Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:18 am ]
Post subject:  I am a modern man. ( short tribute to George Carlin )

I am a modern man.
Veritable vaxxed, booster bumped, delta dosed, Mu marked, and awaiting the self sustaining Sigma suppository and Zeta zinger. Multi masked, six steps sideways and a soaring social score,
With a digital dollar, digital passport, and a deflatable.doll, I am raring to go. Double bagged, only from behind, and sufficiently saran-wrapped.
With the total technological tracking tool and my LED lit personal flatulence protection device sniffed and tested, you can find me anywhere.
God bless, puta vida, that's a 10-4; over and out.

Author:  Jawanker [ Fri Sep 10, 2021 6:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I am a modern man. ( short tribute to George Carlin )

Thanks for the personal flatulence protection. The chicas will like that, have fun!

Author:  Rico1040 [ Mon Sep 27, 2021 9:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I am a modern man. ( short tribute to George Carlin )

In spite of the recent , 80 + year old ' experts' telling everyone to get Vaseline-ated, and double Vaseline-ated before the great reset of Uranus,
I , for one, prefer the newer technology of AstroGlide.

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