Two young brothers, age 5 and 6, have been hearing adults curse for some time, and decided they were old enough to start.
The older brother decided he would start with "hell", and the little brother would say "ass".
The next day mom asked what they wanted for breakfast, and the older brother said "Oh, hell, I'll take some Cheerios".
"What did you say???" asked mom.
He replied, I said "Oh hell, I'll take Cheerios"...
Mom immediately grabbed him, turned him over her knee, and delivered a righteous spanking, saying : "I never want to hear that come out of your mouth again!!!" Then sent him back to his bedroom without breakfast.
Now she looked at the younger brother and asked him what he wanted for breakfast.
He replied "You can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios" he responded...
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