www.CostaRicaTicas.com

https://soundcloud.com/lisa-thomas-4/costa-rica-chica



It should be free. Let me know if you can't listen to it.

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Now THAT is funny...

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"Going back, going back, going back to the ATM..."

"K*ds, gather around the phone. I want to introduce you to your new mom..."

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A friend of mine married a (non-hoe) Tica, 28 and gorgeous, (he was late 50's at the time) after an ugly marriage with a drunken hag that wiped him out financially and drained him emotionally. He returned to the USA with her to attend his son's college graduation, the boy and all his male friends were enamored with her and impressed with dear old dad, he told me the look on his ex-wife's face when she saw them together was priceless...

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Don't try to understand 'em, just rope 'em down and brand 'em...