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It's important to be polite and formal when the next words out of your mouth are gonna be "Chupa sin Condon?"

Some guys are just crude. These women want to be treated with a little respect. They need a little small talk. At least say, Hello, how are you? I really like your tits. Are they real? Can I touch them? Damn those are nice. Then you say, "Chupa sin Condon." Do you swallow? Your ass, is it for sale? How much? $150 no I only pay $100. Okay, Let's go.

Hola amor. Como estas Me gusta mucho su tetas. Son reales? Puedo tocarlos? Malditas esas son buenas. Mi amor, puede usted me chupa sin condon? Te lo tragas? Su culo, es para la venta? Quanto questa? Cien cincuenta no solo pago cien. Bueno Vamonos.

ok, not taking anything away from the humor here, but making a language query.

I believe (since you congugated 'poder', the following 'chupar' should not be conjugated, and should be "usted puede chuparme sin condón?" ...

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

Correct BD...although it should be more like "usted chupa sin condon?" or in tico talk..."me la mama sin condon?"

I'm from Georgia where, ya'll, you-uns and taint are proper grammar. You know where the taint is? That spot between that isn't quite pu*sy and doesn't taste like asshole. She'll get the message. Most of them think mae is proper Spanish. Gimmie a break. Spanish is Greek to me. I'm doing the best I can. Were you an English professor in your other life? In the middle of phucking one of them do you correct her Spanish? Is OOOOh Papi, proper Spanish? I got the right to Phuck with BD. He's my buddy.

Nope, but I'll stop the action to figure out if I need to use a direct or indirect object!

I'm a stickler for wanting to understand why things are said the way they are.

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

BD, do you treat women like objects or indirect objects?

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It has been my experience that an erect object serves my purpose better. Whether I insert it directly or indirectly is normally not something that I'm thinking about as long as I get it in somewhere.

both, but seldom at the same time.

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bypassin' kinky, and usin' the whole chicken!!!

Women at the HDR treat me like an object, and I love it! I love being just a piece of meat.

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All this time... I thought the proper greeting was simply a grunt while waving a hundred dollar bill.

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And that will work too.

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Agreed, I am a completely different person in CR

Right! That's why we all trek down there....and the gallo pinto