Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could taste Jill's candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of C*ck, cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
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| Author: | WorldMonger [ Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Jack & Jill |
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could taste Jill's candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of C*ck, cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
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| Author: | Ilv4play [ Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jack & Jill |
Jack and Jill went up a hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty that phucking whore. Ok since you started it I have to post the others compliments of Andrew Dice Clay. Little Bo Peep phucked her sheep Blew a horse, licked his feet She ate his ass so very nice Tongued his balls not once but twice Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head phucked her ass and went to bed Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet A lightbulb was stuck up her ass It woke up the spider who lived deep inside her He said "hey, free electric and gas!" Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her Jill said "no", Jack said "so, I'll ram it in your dumper!" Twinkle Twinkle little star Will she blow me in the car Because I bought her dinner, she had fun Now my balls are boiling and I'd like to C*m Old mother hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack The cupboard was bare She didn't despair She let Rover munch on her crack Peter Peter pumkin eater Whacked off in the movie theater Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene Hickory Dickory Dock My balls fell out of my jock I laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my C*ck *Thanks Peter* Betty and Jack, up a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First cums Betty, then cums Jack Then cums the goo out of Betty's crack Little Boy Blue He needed the money Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie Jerked off in his girl friends eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie phucked that one-eyed slut Old King Cole was a merry old soul A merry old soul was he He chewed off his tit, ate his own shit Washed it down with some tea Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Then you'll suck my dick Hickory dickory dock Some chick was sucking my C*ck The clock struck two, I dropped my goo I dumped the bitch on the next block. Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two-fifty That fuckin' Huar. Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Trim that pu*sy it's so damn hairy Littly Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey Along came a spider, Sat down beside her, And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?" Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her dog a bone She bent over, Rover took over And she got a bone of her own Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean So Jack ignored those flabby tits And licked her asshole clean Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top Your mother's a whore I ain't your pop Little jack Horner sat in a corner Eating a pizza pie He shit pepperoni, blew his friend Tony And wiped his mouth on his tie Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what you are Shine upon the parking lot As I eat my girl friends twat Three blind mice, see how they run Where the Phuck are they going? Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe Suck my dick and swallow slow Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack burnt off his fuckin' dick GWEEBUCKADEE!!! There was an old lady Lived in a shoe She had so many K*ds Her uterus fell out Patty cake, patty cake Baker's man If your chick's on her period Phuck her in the can Mary had a little lamb She kept in her backyard When she took her panties off His wooley dick got hard Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over the moon That's more than my lazy wife does That fat, fuckin' smelly babboon Doe, a deer, a female deer Ray, The guy that phucked her ass Rub a Dub Dub Three men in a tub Faggots have threesomes, too So fuckin' what Roses are red Violets are blue I phucked your mother's ass And she had you |
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