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Bashful's CLAIM TO FAME
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Author:  BashfulDwarf [ Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Bashful's CLAIM TO FAME
I just topped all you guys with yer boring old stories about how hard ya phucked em. :twisted:

"I phucked her so hard she squealed!" :?

"I phucked her so hard she fainted!" :shock:

"I phucked her so hard the room shook!" :roll:

HAH! I say to your claims. HAH!

Bashful's Claim to Fame: "I phucked her so hard ... HER CONTACT LENSES POPPED OUT!!!"

That's right boys, the Dwarf's got MOVES!!! :mrgreen:

So, come one, come all. Give me your best Claims, and humble this Dwarf ... 'cause Gawd knows he needs a humbling after this!
Author:  Huey2 [ Wed Oct 01, 2014 9:17 pm ]
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BashfulDwarf wrote:
I just topped all you guys with yer boring old stories about how hard ya phucked em. :twisted:

"I phucked her so hard she squealed!" :?

"I phucked her so hard she fainted!" :shock:

"I phucked her so hard the room shook!" :roll:

HAH! I say to your claims. HAH!

Bashful's Claim to Fame: "I phucked her so hard ... HER CONTACT LENSES POPPED OUT!!!"

That's right boys, the Dwarf's got MOVES!!! :mrgreen:

So, come one, come all. Give me your best Claims, and humble this Dwarf ... 'cause Gawd knows he needs a humbling after this!



BD,
I met a Chica on my first trip that had (obviously) a glass eye. No sh*t. I would love to say That I did her so hard it popped out, but honestly, there was no way I was doing her. Lol
Author:  Bigal211 [ Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:22 am ]
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A word of caution BD, regarding the sweet young thing you will (hopefully) see tomorrow morning. I phucked her so hard "I" fainted. And when I came around, she was giving me mouth to mouth and the bed was broken. (sorry Bill)
Author:  Chilimike [ Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:08 am ]
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BD

I phucked her so hard I had a heart attack
Author:  BashfulDwarf [ Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:49 pm ]
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Chilimike wrote:
BD

I phucked her so hard I had a heart attack

I have seen you, and I believe you. :mrgreen: But it only counts if it KILLS YOU! :twisted:
Author:  BashfulDwarf [ Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:51 pm ]
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Bigal211 wrote:
A word of caution BD, regarding the sweet young thing you will (hopefully) see tomorrow morning. I phucked her so hard "I" fainted. And when I came around, she was giving me mouth to mouth and the bed was broken. (sorry Bill)

Well, you ARE a light-weight. :mrgreen: Let's see how the younger set fares, shall we? :twisted:

Yup, once again the Dwarf's talking smack with no hope of backing it up.
Author:  Bigal211 [ Thu Oct 02, 2014 4:37 pm ]
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The combination of breaking the bed and passing out motivated me to lose 50 pounds, But I am still not a light-weight :mrgreen:
Author:  Netgems [ Thu Oct 02, 2014 11:23 pm ]
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Well...this is the best I got, but it's funny. :)

In 2006 I had a hernia surgery and they sewed a protective mesh apx. 4x4 into my skin, under my abdomen, about 6 inches from my groin slightly right of center. About 6 months later the pain etc., is gone and I head to Costa Rica. 8)

The mesh is still stiff and rigid, the Dr. told me it would take a year to two years for the thing to be soft and flexible and unnoticeable. It was no longer painful but it was uncomfortable, and when I bent over or twisted I felt it. :(

No sexo since before the operation and six months later, deep in the heart of the Del Rey, 3rd floor, in my room was a hot sexy chica, nude, showered and writhing, ready willing and able, me...6 months...six months....a viagra was working its magic and it was time. :twisted:

I mounted her and inserted in her, we started out slow and easy, lovely caressing and gentle lovemaking, I was in Heaven, of course, FINALLY after well over 6 months. :D :D :D

The delicate lovemaking soon became intense, frenzied and passionate, NOW I was making up for lost time... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :!: :!: :!:

Suddenly the mesh ripped inside me, cutting flesh and later quite a swelling, and in a nano second I went from passion and pleasure to agonizing searing excruciating pain. I screamed a horrendous scream and of course terrified her and she screamed too. We were screaming together for a few seconds... I pulled out and laid on my back, trembling in pain and explained to her what happened, she found it hilarious, I didn't. :oops: :x :cry:

After resting we ventured back to sexo and I gritted my teeth enjoying the pleasure and suffering the pain, she was on top riding slow and easy...the pain was already akin to being stabbed in the abdomen and during the swelling deciding to have sex...no way I could mount and pound and take that risk again, plus the pain was still throbbing and the swelling was continuing, I had a passing thought to head to the hospital if it got real bad. :shock:

But damnit, it was over 6 months, I was in Costa Rica and determined to get my nut off repeatedly, even if it kills me... we finished up soft and easy as did the rest of the girls that trip, no wild intense crazed multi positions this trip... :oops: :oops:

In conclusion, the crux of the biscuit....

I pounded her so hard my guts spilled out.... :!: :!: :!: :!: :wink: :wink: :wink: :roll: :roll: :roll: 8) 8) 8)
Author:  Greybeard [ Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:06 pm ]
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[quote="BashfulDwarf"][quote="Chilimike"]BD

I phucked her so hard I had a heart attack[/quote]
I have seen you, and I believe you. :mrgreen: But it only counts if it KILLS YOU! :twisted:[/quote]

This one cost me 15 grand. I passed out a couple hours after asession, the next day I was feeling weak and dizzy. My friend took me to the hospital "for a simple checkup" but I was immediately rushed to surgery for an emergency pacemaker.
Author:  Diablo [ Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:19 pm ]
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Just over 30 years ago, I picked up a little 21 year old spinner, took her home, and started with the amor. To enhance the romantic atmosphere, I turned the lights off and put a couple candles on the night stand. Things got to rockin, and soon I smelled a weird smell that I couldn't place. Turns out with my long hair(remember 30 yr ago), I had set my hair on fire from the candles.
I phucked her so hard, my hair caught on fire
Author:  Scuba1 [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:50 am ]
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BashfulDwarf wrote:
I just topped all you guys with yer boring old stories about how hard ya phucked em. :twisted:

"I phucked her so hard she squealed!" :?

"I phucked her so hard she fainted!" :shock:

"I phucked her so hard the room shook!" :roll:

HAH! I say to your claims. HAH!

Bashful's Claim to Fame: "I phucked her so hard ... HER CONTACT LENSES POPPED OUT!!!"

That's right boys, the Dwarf's got MOVES!!! :mrgreen:

So, come one, come all. Give me your best Claims, and humble this Dwarf ... 'cause Gawd knows he needs a humbling after this!




One of the main reasons I stay out of the Trip Report section - among others............ There are many talented fiction writers; surprised we don't see more posting on CRT!
Author:  BashfulDwarf [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:44 pm ]
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Scuba1 wrote:
One of the main reasons I stay out of the Trip Report section - among others............ There are many talented fiction writers; surprised we don't see more posting on CRT!

Aww ... sadness. Scuba's got no claims!!!

It's ok, Scuba. I'm sure that one day you'll have something to talk about.

As for me, I still got the video of her frantically looking for her lens in the bed! (And I had to buy the replacement lenses... Torics! not cheap.)
Author:  Scuba1 [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:39 pm ]
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BashfulDwarf wrote:
Scuba1 wrote:
One of the main reasons I stay out of the Trip Report section - among others............ There are many talented fiction writers; surprised we don't see more posting on CRT!

Aww ... sadness. Scuba's got no claims!!!

It's ok, Scuba. I'm sure that one day you'll have something to talk about.

As for me, I still got the video of her frantically looking for her lens in the bed! (And I had to buy the replacement lenses... Torics! not cheap.)



Oh, I have 'em - just not gonna post 'em

She saw you coming - she never owned a pair of contacts in her life - I guess you had the honor of being the first - if you take my point :P :P :P :P :P :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :) :) :)

Did she say "oye papi, buscando para mi lentez - es possible en su culo - o en mi panocha?" :wink: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :)
Author:  N2Techno [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:57 pm ]
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I tongue phucked her so hard I made her nipples look like dimples! :mrgreen:
Author:  Puravidatransport [ Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:31 am ]
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One of the really popular flacas down here (who is a lesbian) told me I was the only guy to ever make her C*m...and I didn't even have sex with her :shock: :twisted:

Then there was the time I banged a girl in a women's room of a bar in Matamoros, Mexico...and later banged the same girl in a (very public) hot tub on South Padre Island in front of a few thousand other folks there on Spring Break. Moved it to her condo and after, find my car was stolen. Call cops and as I come down the glass elevator, here come the cops pulling my car over into the same parking lot I'd left it. Turned out my roommate got a ride to the island and used the spare key to go get our stuff as he found us a place on the Island not in Brownsville. And he got arrested for DWI. Only blew a .07 ('88) so they let him go. Same girl invited me to St. Louis for July 4th for a hell of a nice time.

Yes, I've got skills :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :wink: :wink:
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