1) If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
2) "50 Shades of Gray"...worst set of Crayola colored pencils ever.
3) I'd get lost less frequently...if GPS would tell me, "No, your other left".
4) This lady in Walgreen's was staring at me...as if she'd never seen somebody use their deodorant then put it back on the shelf.
5) Every second in Africa...a minute passes.
6) The travel toothbrush is the greatest invention ever...Can you imagine having to lug around one of those heavy regular ones?
7) Hello darkness my old friend...I fell and broke the lamp again.
Famous people could commit bank robberies using masks of themselves...and never get caught.