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1) On my first day of school my folks dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was...surrounded by trees and bushes.
2) I hate cliches. They're a dime a dozen.
3) I wonder how things worked out for the guy that grabbed the bull by the horns.
4) An optimist is someone treed by a bear and enjoying the view.
5) Is the Origami Society still around? I heard they folded.
6) During a concert performance in Bermuda, the guy playing the triangle disappeared.
7) Boomerangs and Attention Deficit Disorder don't mix.
Worst part of being a giraffe is having so much time to think about your mistakes when sinking in quicksand.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED