A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down at the bar itself. The bartender exclaims "Hey! We have a drink named after you!". Grasshopper responds "What. You got a drink named Fred?"
funniest goddamn joke of all time, eh?
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| Author: | JazzboCR [ Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | ...And then there's the monkey shtupping the football |
A man walks into a bar with his monkey. He orders a pint and sits down to drink it. Meanwhile his monkey has taken off and found the pooltable. He eats the cueball. Bartender runs to the guy and says," Did you see what your stupid monkey just did?" "No, what did the idiot f*cker do this time?" "Ate the cueball!" "I hope the stupid f*cker dies." About 2 weeks later the man comes back to the bar with his monkey. While he's drinking at the bar his monkey once again runs wild. The monkey finds a grape on the bar, picks it up and sticks it up his a$$, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender then asks, " Did you see what your sick monkey just did?" "No" says the man. "He just stuck a grape up his a$$ then ate it." "Well, what do you expect?" asks the man. "Since that pool ball, he measures everything first". Measure twice, cut once. |
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| Author: | Steven1 [ Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: ...And then there's the monkey shtupping the football |
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down at the bar itself. The bartender exclaims "Hey! We have a drink named after you!". Grasshopper responds "What. You got a drink named Fred?" funniest goddamn joke of all time, eh?
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