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While they were sitting there having a good time, she starts talking about this great new drink.
The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk the guy into trying one.
After awhile he gives in and lets her orderfor him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar:
A salt shaker, a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the ingredients quizzically and the woman explains:
"First, you put a bit of salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Bailey's and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice"
So the guy, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue...salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Bailey's...smooth, rich cool, very pleasant.
He thinks..This is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sharp lime taste hits...
At two seconds the Bailey's curdles...
At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits...
At 4 seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.
This triggers his gag reflex, but, being manly and not wantinting to disappoint the girl, swallows the now foul tasting drink.
When he finally chokes it down, he turns to the girl and says, "Jay-sus, what do you call that drink?"
She smiles widely at him and says...


"Blow Job Revenge!"

A joke, sort of

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