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TEXT FROM DAUGHTER TO MOM:
"Hello mom. I need your advice. Some of my boyfriend's C*m is stuck in my hair. How do I get it out? Will I have to cut it out?"

TEXT FROM MOM TO DAUGHTER:
"It’s nice you can send me such a frank text. No, you won't have to cut it out. I've had loads of C*m in my hair over the years and it will just wash out."

DAUGHTER BACK TO MOM:
"Oh my God, mom! I meant to spell gum."