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Be careful who and how you chastise. Stolen from CL:
So I was walking down the street the other day semi-ripped when a women accosts me with, "A cow was murdered to make that jacket, you know."
So I sneered at her and said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses-now I'll have to kill you too."

2 more, marginally more funny:
My Granpa has the heart of a lion...and a lifetime ban from worldwide zoos.
What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? A lifetime ban from petting zoos.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED