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Author:  JazzboCR [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:44 pm ]
Post subject:  one-liners

wit, humor, whatever.

From a hard-boiled novel:
He tongue-punched her tuna box/shrimp locker.
U supply context:
He got dinged more often than a dinner bell at a dude ranch.

Contributors eagerly solicited, but please no deep philosophical musings...unless they're ala Steven Wright.

Author:  Diablo [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: one-liners

I used to kiss her on the lips, but it's all over now

Author:  Rac [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: one-liners

Of all the things I've lost, ....... I miss my mind the most.

Author:  BashfulDwarf [ Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: one-liners

(in response to the question: "Are you talking to yourself again?")

Yes ... it is the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation!

Author:  Ilv4play [ Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: one-liners

I gave her an offer,
She accepted my offer,
All night long I was on and off her.......

Author:  Ilv4play [ Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: one-liners

When I look at you time stops........ Winston Churchill

In other words you have a face that would stop a clock.....

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