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JazzboCR
 Post subject: one-liners
PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:44 pm 
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He tongue-punched her tuna box/shrimp locker.
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He got dinged more often than a dinner bell at a dude ranch.

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 Post subject: Re: one-liners
PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:22 pm 
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