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PostPosted: Tue May 07, 2013 11:22 pm 
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I just had to tell these two stories, if anyone has any good ones, add to the fun....

I've been a proud monger for 10 years now and have made about 1/2 dozen converts to the mongering lifestyle, I am currently working on two of my friends, two of us are late 50's one is early 60's. When I told them of our hobby, both said "Do those girls take advantage of you ???"

Friend one, names have been changed to protect the stupid, let's call him "Dim".

Dim is recently separated from his fat (easy 200+ lbs) bitchy wife, she wants a divorce after 30 years and ordered him out of the house. He earns a nice but not spectacular income, about 50k per year. He had to take a "room for rent" deal in a stranger's house, he is living paycheck to paycheck, stressed, miserable, anxious, unhappy and uptight, in short, a living hell....

I said, "hey, you're making $1000 a week, why can't you live a little better than this ???"
He says, "I still have to pay the mortgage, THAT'S killing me..."

I'm an ex mortgage broker and property appraiser, I know his house n' hood, I said, "Dim, you bought this house for $200k plus, it's now worth about $125k at best, take a hike, you will NEVER see any equity...'

He says, "I can't do that to her...where's SHE going to go???" I said, "Tell her to go to HELL, that bitch has a job, she ordered YOU out, it's time for her to fend for herself, your K*ds are 30, no Ch*ld support.., you're FREE now..." He responds..."I know, OTHER PEOPLE have told me the same thing..."
I just CAN'T do that to her...."

Poor bastard, I foresee a heart attack before I can get him down here and change his perspective, he earns the nickname "Dim" with flying colors...

Pal #2, Let's call him "Mr. Sucker".

He's the one early 60's, not in great health, diagnosed with a hernia, will be getting an operation soon. Ex girlfriend calls from Tampa, Florida, another OLD BITCH.
We live in South East Florida, about a 5 hour drive from her. She was moving last weekend, gives him a call on short notice, claims no one to help her, infers sex if he comes to do so...

He is ecstatic, excited, hops in his car Friday after work drives the apx. 250 miles and does plenty o' lifting and carrying. He returns Sunday night, beat, exhausted, pale, hernia hurts like hell...

I say; 'Man, you look like death warmed over, your doctor said NO LIFTING, did you get your reward for all this ???" Of course the answer was "No". I said "WTF ???, No joke, this could have KILLED YOU, what do you mean, after all this, no ???" He replies, "Well she was exhausted from the move and didn't want to, also my hernia was acting up...we cuddled, though.

I said " You drove 500 miles, damn near killed yourself to CUDDLE ??? If you want to CUDDLE, get a dog, get a cat, get a f*cking teddy bear !!! Couldn't you at least get a BJ ??? He replies " Oh, she doesn't LIKE BJ's, even when we dated that never happened..."

Yea, right, and they were worried about girls here in Costa Rica poontang Heaven, "taking advantage of me"... C'mon girls, feel free, take advantage of me, go ahead !!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2013 9:15 pm 
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Good luck on your missionary work
These guys need salvation
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2013 10:35 am 
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Iam no writer but this is a good book ,The predatory Female, lookup on google the predatory female pfd download it free


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Hi Netgems,
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:07 am 
I find that trying to "convert" others over to the monger lifestyle is, at best, a futile effort. At worst, your reputation in the community becomes maligned because you "sleep with prostitutes". If the guy does not get it immediately, he is not worth trying to convince. It only took me about 2 days of reading CRT (5 years ago) to alter my course in life. I actually feel that I am part of an exceptional group fun loving, globe trotting lucky bastards. Rather than running out the clock at the end of my life, I get a second chance at fun and adventure.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:04 pm 
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Right you are
I have a friend that is a semi-convert but when we go to monger locations he pulls back and maybe does one girl in three days.
Personally I think he overstates his prowess when stateside and simply is one and done in the field.
I've noticed it's a hard sell with other guys my age and situation (eg unmarried and 50ish)


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:23 pm 
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Estebanh wrote:
I find that trying to "convert" others over to the monger lifestyle is, at best, a futile effort. At worst, your reputation in the community becomes maligned because you "sleep with prostitutes". If the guy does not get it immediately, he is not worth trying to convince. It only took me about 2 days of reading CRT (5 years ago) to alter my course in life. I actually feel that I am part of an exceptional group fun loving, globe trotting lucky bastards. Rather than running out the clock at the end of my life, I get a second chance at fun and adventure.


Agreed. These are friends of mine who have heard me and my travel buddies brag of our numerous encounters here, they claim they want to go but every time we plan a trip, they have an excuse not to come...

I have a friend, also like us, in his 50's, who listens in on our conversations, rebuffs us with false bravado; "I would never PAY for it" and Looking at my numerous pictures of stunning beauties and pics on the internet and CRT, further states in a most sanctimonious manner; "I didn't see any girls I thought were that pretty..." ASTOUNDING !!!

As for "paying for it", his last girlfriend was from his home town of Detroit, he dated her before moving here to Florida. He "payed" for her to visit with her K*ds (who incidentally hated his guts) a couple times. She then whined she couldn't do a long distance relationship. He then, at CONSIDERABLE cost, moved back to please her. Three months later, she dumps him. She has a good job, he's on disability. She informs him "I'm on the way up, YOU'RE on the way down..."

He then-you guessed it- at CONSIDERABLE cost, returns back here to Florida. Since then I have seen him dating three women in their 50's, all nice ladies I'm sure, but chock full o wrinkles, feet that look like eagle talons, basically unattractive and I would not hesitate to say "attractive for her age" if any were even that. By the way, one of them was poor and she needed 4 new tires. He bought them for her !

No thanky, not what I want in my final days... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 12:00 am 
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Great subject! I agree some people cannot think beyond 10'. What they see is what they get. No imagination whatsoever. Paying these girls to leave is what's so amazing. I am glad others have no clue to our Monger adventures. They have not experienced some of the most awesome adventure that we have. I see these wrinkled up old gringa's that are controlling these guy's with their pussies an I just have to laugh. I am 59 . I do not hide everything about what I do in CR. I do have non p4p chica's . I am not even ashamed of the ones I pay. It is lots less expensive than a full time relationship and the variety of different chicas is nice. We just happen to be the lucky ones to know and have the power to make it happen.


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