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| Author: | Versatile [ Tue May 07, 2013 12:26 pm ] |
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A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can't believe they f**ked my wife after only five beers! __________________________________________________ __ Got this text from my brother recently. It read. Can I stay at your house for a while? The ol' Lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my d i c k. .... It just reaches the back of her sister's throat! __________________________________________________ ____ I was banging this nice Lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, It's my husband! Quick, try the back door! Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that every day. __________________________________________________ __ I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I f**ked a girl called Penny, is that spooky or what? __________________________________________________ ___ The missus asked me, When you're on a boys only trip away, do you think about me? .... Apparently Only to stop myself from coming too quickly wasn't the right answer . __________________________________________________ ___________________________________ Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor orphans. I said, F**k that knowing my luck, I'd win one! |
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