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The Lazy pu*sy
This is when there is no movement on the womans part except trying to stop the full thrust of the dick into the pu*sy. She says faster; faster but still is not putting any effort into the action at hand (or in hand).
The Wendy's Window pu*sy
This is the girl you pick up around 12:30 am, when everyone is sleeping and she knows that you are coming so she is waiting by the door. You don't have to beep the horn or call her from the car because she know the deal. She is usually not the best looking girl. You have never seen this girl in public places and you hate that she mentions your name to her friends. There is not reason to ask how your day was because it is too late for conversation. It is all agreed upon before she even gets into the car. Nine out of ten times, there is not talk of relationship, because that might spoil the mood.
The Conquered pu*sy
This is the girl who teased you for about two or three years and finally you do get your chance and you please the pu*sy in a way it is never been pleased before. Now, you have this girl calling you and wondering when y'all can HOOK-UP again. There is no pu*sy better than The Conquered pu*sy.
The All Inclusive pu*sy
This is when you get all the benefits of sex. The pu*sy is yours for the taking. Whether it is day or night and still in her church dress type of pu*sy. The pu*sy smells like roses even after sex and taste better than candy. Not only is the pu*sy yours whenever you want it; she gives you ALL the sexual favors you can imagine. The head is tremendous, the kind you write your bros about and she can handle the dick when you hit is from the back. To top it off, she is not scare to take it in the ass. The is in close running with The Conquered pu*sy for the best pu*sy to ever get.
The Out of Town pu*sy
This is the pu*sy you met on the last trip with you and the boys. She keeps only in touch via email and does not want a long distance relationship. She visits only at your discretion and always comes along, but is willing to bring a friend. She is number one when you go back to that city and only wants to have lunch to catch up on missed conversation. The Out of Town pu*sy is necessary for the traveling single man.
The Frustration pu*sy
This is the girl you call when you gotta let some loose. You decide to call her up when your day at work is miserable. You have even set this up before leaving work or on the way home. The only reason for this activity to take place is to get your mind off other things. Afterwards, you might even think to yourself and say why did I just do that. The girl who is receiving the dick usually doesn't mind because she doesn't get too much action to begin with. The Frustration pu*sy is sometimes The Wendy's Window pu*sy.
The Frequent Flyer pu*sy
This is the girl you know who is phucking around, but you just don't care. She has lubrications that are half way used already.She has condom wrappers in the bathroom trash and beer in the fridge. The only reason why you keep phucking because it's good, she's not bad looking and there could never be a relationship. It has not been proven, but she could have phucked one of the guys you use to go to school with. The pu*sy is not loose, but it is not not The Hands on the Hips pu*sy (coming up).
Time to go pu*sy
This is the pu*sy that when the pants come off you can smell the nahh nahh. Fellas if this happens it is not even worth the two bars of soap it will take to get rid of the stench left on your dick. This occurs with girls your bring home from the club, so to avoid this, take a good wiff while in the car with her or better yet invite her to take a shower with you.
Too Close fo Comfort pu*sy.
This is the girl that everyone expects you to Phuck. You haven't touched her because she either has a big mouth, lives next door or is a close friend of the family's relative. There is also a chance that she is all three. She is cute, but you know the consequences. The continues to tease you with the pu*sy and at any moment when the both of you are alone, she lets you know that she wants to Phuck. The best thing to do is the same as with the Hell No pu*sy and Phuck her friend.
The Hands on the Hip pu*sy
This is the girl that you phucked only one time because she could not handle the dick. No matter what position y'all tried, she complains that it hurts. Not only is she screaming like you are murdering the woman, but she puts her hands on her hips so that you can't get your full stroke-on. It is like phucking with half your dick. She does not know the proper way to suck dick so there is no pleasure there and doggy style is just Snoop's first album. This is be far the worst pu*sy a man can get.
The Hell No pu*sy.
This is the pu*sy you avoid at all costs. Somehow, the signals got crossed and you let her know that you were interested. But, as you close the deal something turns you off completely. Sometimes you cannot put it into words but you know that your dick is never going in that pu*sy no matter what happens. Walk away and Phuck her friend.
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