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Author: | Rac [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Generic Viagra |
As we age and become more dependent on prescription medications. It helps to stay informed about them. All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. |
Author: | 1seawarrior [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Generic Viagra |
That's the funniest stuff I've read In a long time bro. I mean it ... Made my night !!! Too funny! Can we have another Sir! LMAO |
Author: | Farmer1 [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Generic Viagra |
A few years ago I found a prank shop in New Orleans that sold generic condoms. The cover was" generic condoms, for cheap fuckers" gave it to a friend that always bitches about how to spit a dinner bill. |
Author: | 1seawarrior [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Generic Viagra |
Yep it could lead to the most expensive cheap Phuck he ever got ! For sure..... |
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