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An Ode to Don Gordo
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Author:  Irish Drifter [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 1:14 pm ]
Post subject:  An Ode to Don Gordo

As soon as I saw this I immediately thought of the monger of mongers. Hope all is well with you DG and you are enjoying your retirement. Miss those birthday bashes at Costa Del Sol.

One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.

As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.

His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.

'Wow David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,' the Postman comments.

David, in obvious pain, replies 'Actually we had it Saturday night.

This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning.

We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild.

We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I?'

The Postman thinks a moment and says, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'

Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet.


Then the women try to guess who it is..'

The postman laughs and says, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'

'Probably a good thing you did,' David responded.

'Your name came up 7 times.'

Author:  Scubabum [ Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: An Ode to Don Gordo

ROFLMAO!

Author:  Spanky [ Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: An Ode to Don Gordo

Leadbonanza wrote:
How many times woould I have to read that post to find the comedy in it, would it be worth the time


I'm sure the terrorist sitting behind you holding the gun to your head made you read it and comment on it. I could see no other reason for you to do so if it had no interest to you. Then again; we all know the math equation theorized by Nikola Tesla (look it up) which was eventually proven true across millions of online forums, anonymity + internet = asshole. So I'm going to rule out the terrorist threat and just go with what Tesla said.

Author:  Estebanh [ Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: An Ode to Don Gordo

Leadbonanza wrote:
How many times woould I have to read that post to find the comedy in it, would it be worth the time


I thought it was funny. Why don't you come up with something funny rather than just being a cunt? :o

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