Oh the crap these girls come up with and actually think we'll believe ........ wait a minute, some of you do believe this shit don't you?.....come on, fess up.
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| Author: | Capitan1962 [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Best "Ho No Sho" excuses. |
I think the all time number one worldwide excuse is: 1) My K*D is sick. However how about some of the other ones that you guys have heard. I recently heard what I think is the most original excuse ever. A buddy of mine had a meeting at a local Notel with a stripper. He showed up and waited for 2 hours in the parking lot. Finally he said to hell with it and blew her off. He said she was super hot was the only reason he waited that long. Anyway he owns a local business and his time is very valuable so he did not appreciate being misled. The stripper in question would have been compensated very generously for their 2 hour meeting. Anyway she started calling him later that afternoon and he finally took her call. It seems as she was leaving to get in her car to go to their meeting she witnessed a man having a heart attack. Being that she was trained in first aid (I didn't know that you have to have these credentials to climb a pole, lol) she ran to the man's side and noticed he wasn't breathing. She called 911 and then commenced to perform CPR on the lifeless individual until he regained consciousnesses and she stayed by his side for 2 hours until the Ambulance got there. Because of her being heroic she could not make their meeting and thought my friend should still pay her for the appointment. OK lets dissect this story. 1) Where this young lass lives is about 10 minutes in heavy traffic to the nearest hospital. She lives in the city. Not only that there is a fire station with trained paramedics less than half a block from where this supposedly happened. The paramedics could have got the ambulance there using a come-a-long in less than 2 hours. I believe that this is the most original excuse I have ever heard. |
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| Author: | BonePony [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best "Ho No Sho" excuses. |
Oh the crap these girls come up with and actually think we'll believe ........ wait a minute, some of you do believe this shit don't you?.....come on, fess up.
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| Author: | Capitan1962 [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best "Ho No Sho" excuses. |
BonePony wrote: Oh the crap these girls come up with and actually think we'll believe ........ wait a minute, some of you do believe this shit don't you?.....come on, fess up. Yes if her K*D really is sick they should tell us something else. I was a K*D once and spent most of my time in marshes and the woods yet I don't recall being sick very often. |
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| Author: | 1EyeJack [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best "Ho No Sho" excuses. |
BonePony wrote: Oh the crap these girls come up with and actually think we'll believe ........ wait a minute, some of you do believe this shit don't you?.....come on, fess up. She was dyeing her hair blonde but screwed it all up and it turned Green so she can't get out of the house, but will see me the next day. |
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| Author: | Capitan1962 [ Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best "Ho No Sho" excuses. |
1EyeJack wrote: BonePony wrote: Oh the crap these girls come up with and actually think we'll believe ........ wait a minute, some of you do believe this shit don't you?.....come on, fess up. She was dyeing her hair blonde but screwed it all up and it turned Green so she can't get out of the house, but will see me the next day. LMAO, that is another good one. |
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| Author: | Flyboy [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best "Ho No Sho" excuses. |
Fact check: the K*D may not be that sick, but since they can take K*ds to the Hospital for Ninos on Paseo Colon for nothing, they do at a sneeze. It's ridiculous. If they had to make a co pay you bet there would be less hospital visits. |
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| Author: | Cujo's [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best "Ho No Sho" excuses. |
I think the best one is.. "Oh I just had something better to do then your gross fat ass who could never have a girl like me without paying for it anyway, so relax" But since you seem to like me, I better be nice and say something more excusable... Oh...guys don't hear that? Ok well, yea...that's there too (by the hundreds) trust.. Cujo |
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| Author: | DGD [ Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Best "Ho No Sho" excuses. |
Flyboy wrote: Fact check: the K*D may not be that sick, but since they can take K*ds to the Hospital for Ninos on Paseo Colon for nothing, they do at a sneeze. It's ridiculous. If they had to make a co pay you bet there would be less hospital visits. And not just for their K*ds, country wide norm. |
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